The Misfit Match Call
This Is Holy Ground
A complimentary 30 minute conversation — just you, me, and the God who brought you here. No pitch. No pressure. Just two women on holy ground figuring out what you are carrying.
Hearts matched by prayer.
"This is not a sales call. It is not a pitch. It is not a test you have to pass. It is just two women — and the God who sent you here — figuring out together what you are carrying and what you might need."
A Misfit Match Call is a complimentary 30 minute conversation where we get honest about where you are, what God seems to be stirring in you, and whether Dust Off and Rise coaching is the right next step for this season of your life.
You will leave with clarity — even if we decide coaching is not right for right now. I will never pressure you. I will never push you. I will just listen and help you figure out your next breath.
You do not have to have it together to show up. You just have to show up.
Here is what we will do together.
You share — I listen
Tell me where you are. What you are carrying. What brought you here. There are no wrong answers and nothing you say will shock me.
We talk about what God is stirring
What feels unfinished. What keeps coming back. What you are afraid to say out loud. We bring it into the open together — right here on holy ground.
We figure out the right next step — together
Maybe that is coaching. Maybe it is a free resource. Maybe it is just knowing you were heard today. Either way, you leave with something real.
Something brought you here.
That is enough.
No pressure. Ever.
Not a sales call
I will not spend 20 minutes building to a pitch and then pressuring you to sign up before the call ends. That is not how we do things here.
Not a performance
You do not have to have the right answers or say the right things. Show up exactly as you are. Messy is welcome.
Not a commitment
Booking a call does not mean you are signing up for coaching. It just means you are saying yes to a conversation.
Not a test
There is nothing you can say that will disqualify you. God already sent you here. I am just honored to be the one who answers.
The only thing I will ever pressure you to do is breathe. 💜
A woman who has been there.
Mallory Lynch
Misfit Masterpieces · Dust Off and RiseI am a Certified Biblical Life Coach, spoken word poet, and woman in recovery. I did not study this from a textbook — I lived it. The shame, the survival mode, the calling that terrified me, the losing myself in everyone else. I have been in every single valley I walk women through. And I know the way out. Not because I am perfect — but because I have been exactly where you are.
Welcome home. 💜
If something is stirring,
that is worth a conversation.
If something brought you here, that is worth listening to. Book your Misfit Match Call — no pressure, no pitch. Just a conversation on holy ground.
Calls are held via Zoom or phone · 30 minutes · Complimentary · No obligation